PLEASE READ THESE GUIDELINES CAREFULLY…failure to do this could result in bloating, hangnails, thinning hair, a sudden compunction to howl at the moon…and rejection; instant, sudden death rejection.
We do not accept previously published books.
~ Please make sure that your query letter includes your bio.
- US and Canada residents only, please.
- We do not accept unsolicited manuscripts.
Please be advised: there are times when I comment on query letters as a way of helping you improve your pitch. If you have an overinflated ego, believe your writing originates from the hands of the Great Cosmic Muffin, or you’re just a donkey’s rear end, please state this at the top of your query, and I will refrain from helping you and let you stab about like a blind man trying to fork a pea.